Cheap Shots
When you get on the computer, go to that one review you always like to read.
You get your computer beside the TV and sit at the corner, placing your groceries down for the time being. You go read that review that Pris introduced to you. It's a review article for an ancient-looking game. Probably from the last century or two. The article is full of wit, snark, and references of which some you do not understand. Ever since a few read throughs, it became something you liked to read over and over again. In fact, it's one of the few offline webpages you have saved. Internet connection is rarely disconnected, but when it does at least you still have something to do that isn't Extreme Speed Minesweeper.
If it weren't for your current career choice, you would've pursued a career in writing. Even if you had though, you'd suck at it, because you're not really one of the most verbose or creative people on the planet, let alone the city. You do better making kill plans and executing them than creatively writing how a villain's face looks like the pelvis of a hit tv show of the past, or describe how phallic-looking a dustpan looks like.
Of course however, with repetition comes boredom. You've stopped enjoying it and more of started studying its writing to (hopefully) one day kick off your writing career on the side. There is however one thing that always cracked you up.
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